Email submitted by Susan Angell
CHURCH BOWLING PARTY AT YANKEE LANES Sunday, July 8 1-3 PM
Please RSVP to the pastors at 799-6814 or info@peoplesumc.com so they know how many lanes we need.
All welcome!
What is the difference between golfing and bowling?
The balls are a little bigger in bowling.
With bowling, no clubs are involved. Just the word club is kind of violent, isn't it.
Golf requires a lot of walking out doors whereas with bowling you can play inside, in air conditioning and sit down when you want to.
With bowling food is readily available but with golf, unless you carry a back pack, you have play until you get to the club house.
With bowling you don't have to duck if someone yells "Fore".
With bowling, children are welcome.
Laughter, humiliation or fudging the truth is equal in both sports.
So, if you want to have fun, inside, with food, with children, with nice adults, join the bowling party.
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If not "fore" what shall we yell if someone's windup is looking a bit carried away?! Duck?
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